America Will Invade Canada Before the Year 2100

But it could happen far, far sooner

Let’s face it, friends:

America is over.

We poisoned all our rivers and we’re running out of freshwater, with 96 out of 204 basins in trouble and the western seaboard on fire.
We’re like a thirsty ex-boyfriend in our desperate search for ever-harder-to-extract oil and gas, fracking our foundations to smithereens.
Our infrastructure is crumbling and our cities are overcrowded like a Tokyo metro station.
Our virgin forests have been destroyed and aren’t coming back.
We’re trying to coax GMO crops from dead dirt instead of living soil, leaving us with sickly and anemic food.

Eventually, despotic American politicians will wake up and realize there’s a simple solution to all their self-imposed problems:

Invade Canada.

Snowy's reaction: Oh geeze, what a depressing article, and this after just getting away from the good Ole U.S. of A.

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Conclusion: At least Americans will get to discover poutine.