To loyal followers of this forum, let's have some fun, shall we?
What's the difference between God and a Republican? God knows He's not a Republican.
The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then gets elected and proves it.
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.
What do Republicans and porn stars have in common? They are experts in switching positions in front of a camera.
If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t there more more happy Republicans?
Q: Why do Republicans avoid living on the West Coast? A: They're scared to live that close to the edge of the Earth.
What is the difference between a Republican ass-kisser and a brown-noser? Depth perception.
Funeral: A Republican died and a friend went around collecting for a fund for his funeral. A woman was asked to donate ten dollars. "Ten dollars?" she said. "It only takes ten dollars to bury a Republican? Here's a hundred - go bury 10 of them!"
Genie: A Conservative found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it. The genie said, "I will grant you one wish." He said, "I wish I were smarter". So the genie made him a Liberal.
Q: Why did the Republican cross the road? A: There was a black guy on the first side.
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